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14 bratty excuses to get out of giving a blow job.

There is one certain way to be a frustrating little bratty Princess. It’s to get on your knees, open your mouth and just before he pops his cock into your mouth you find a valid excuse as to why you can’t give him a blow job.




So for all you bratty Princess’ out there here are the top 14 reasons to give just as his tip goes into your mouth and you want to frustrate him.


💖 Renewed your virginity - It’s never too late to repent and stop being a slut. Can't be a better time to do than just before you see a cock right before your eyes.

💖 It’s just far too big and it's never going to fit in - You really have to sell this one. Make sure you worship this cock, and look up with giant puppy eyes. For dramatic effect, don’t open up as much as normal and make sure you drag your teeth all along in as it goes in. That should do the trick

💖 I'm going to puke - To make this a home run double down. Quickly slip your fingers down your throat and make yourself sick. Get it to land on his feet and bingo his mood is as dead as a Dodo.

💖 Wow, it’s wonky and going to poke out my eye - For dramatic effect just slide your head to the side and actually let it hit you in the eye. Now, between worrying about having a cock as bendy as a bus in London and you no longer able to see out of one eye you have accomplished your mission

💖 I have this mouth fungus - The Dr says it will not affect me but if I suck cock it will become hairy next morning. You OK to pop it in my mouth is ready and willing

💖 I can’t the dog is watching - For max effect repeat this 3 or 4 times. Each time “pretend” to compose yourself before letting him attempt entry again. Each time make it more and more dramatic and just keep blaming the dog.

💖 Nope can’t do it till you have far too much hair down there - Quickly, whip out a cut-throat razor and offer to give him a trim.

💖 I have a cold and my nose is blocked - I want to do it, I really really do, but I could struggle to breathe and then die from a lack of oxygen.

💖 Nope, you're too drunk. It’s all floppy - Perfect for those occasions when your faced with a floppy cock and expected to not just give a blow job but get him hard as well. For dramatic effect wave, it around a bit just to prove your point.

💖 My new retainer might snag on your foreskin and rip it - THen you are going to spray blood all over the room and make it look like a murder scene and I’ve got friends coming round it 20 minutes.

💖 I was at the dentist earlier and my mouth is numb - You know ill just not know if I am actually biting you. But please go ahead and slip your cock into my mouth. Best to slur your words with this one.

💖 Your OK that ate a scotch bonnet moments ago, right? - you can train them to totally refuse at this point by making sure you touch their cock after handling chillies. They will want to die and never risk it ever happening again.

💖 I have a try out for the church choir tomorrow - Can you explain to the priest why I can’t sing - Look who wants to explain to the local priest that your princess can’t talk let alone sing as you have throat fucked her like a cheap street whore the night before.

💖 How about you do me first till I cum for a change - Just flip onto your back and spread your legs giving words of encouragement to come to get it and you’ll have his cock in your mouth seconds after the screaming orgasm he’s going to selflessly give you.


I would love to hear of any amazing excuses you have given for getting out of giving a blow job in the comments




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