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21 slut approved Christmas chat up lines guaranteed make me wet

With all the booze flowing and gift-giving over Christmas you are bound to get horny and want to give someone that extra special Christmas present.


To help you along I have 21 SLUT approved Christmas themed chat up lines that you could use. I know all of these would work on me. However, I just am a complete slut all year round.


So you know, my favourite one is last. Pull this line on me and I’ll be making your Christmas merry before you could say “kiss me under the mistletoe”



Once you have read them all why not put your best Christmas chat up lines in the comments


Here are my top SLUT approved Christmas chat up lines:


💖 Come over here and taste a mouthful of my eggnog

💖 Can I cum roast my chestnuts on your open fire?

💖 Santa need to fit this harness into his reindeer before she can pull on his sleigh

💖 Santa needs a little helper … I have a very special job for you

💖 I have been wanting to stuff your stocking with a special gift since last Christmas

💖 I want to eat your milk and cookies I hope they are yummy as last year

💖 I'm going cum over their and jingle your bells.

💖 You better watch out -Santa Clause is cuming to town

💖 I’ve put you on the naughty list this year, but if you want extra credit

💖 I’m going to make sure I tick something off your wish-list tonight

💖 I have your special present from Santa over here

💖 I've been extra good this year and

💖 Cum over here and I’ll show you the North Pole.

💖 I need you to lick my candy cane

💖 Show me those sugar plums little fairy

💖 Tonight I’m going to make you a real Nutcracker.

💖 This the season to be horny

💖 Better wrap your present up before I give it to you

💖 It's Mr/Mrs Clause to you - now bend over ready to pick up your present

And my favourite Christmas chat up line ever.

💖 When I think about you I touch my elf… where are you little elf ;)


Why not but comment below with your own Christmas chat up lines or if you think any of these Xmas chat up lines would work on you




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