So there are some weird laws around sex across the globe, and to be honest, Iโve broken a few of these... keep reading to find out my score... but here are my top weirdest laws about sex across the globe ๐
๐ In Bakersfield, California it is illegal to have sex with Satan without a condom. - I mean how the hell (pun intended) do you find him to have sex with him in the first place??
I've fucked a few look-alike on Halloween, thinking back I just hope they were really looking likes. One did seem rather convincing and was rather insistent that he should go bareback
๐ In Budapest, you cannot have sex with the lights on. - Well, we have all been there, not feeling great about ourselves and wanting to hide, but really?!
Iโve had sex with the lights on but not in Budapest, does that even count?! ๐ค
๐ Playing chess โ in the middle of intercourse is illegal in Estonia. - Okay BRB I am crying with laughter ๐ who on earth has ever felt the need to whack out a chessboard in the middle of a passionate romp. Hold on dear, CHECKMATE!! ๐ฆ
No one ever has done this ... please tell me if you have ๐ and the story
๐ Donโt cheat in Hong Kong, or your wife can murder you with her bare hands if she catches you!! ๐คซ - Well. I think thatโs a perfectly acceptable law ๐
I have never killed anyone, even if they have been snoring really loud next to me and the thought of smothering them with a pillow is very very enticing... ๐๐๐
๐ In Iowa two men with a moustache are banned from kissing each other - No bush no lush Iโm guessing โน๏ธ Iโm disappointed with this law I like a good tash -bash ๐ฅบ
I'm not a man and donโt have a tash so I canโt enter this one.
My total score is a dubious 1/5 ๐. Iโm obviously an angel (or picked the crap laws ๐ ) tell me what your score would be below ๐
