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Anal Training from an Anal Slut

If you want to fuck me in the ass, I need to do some anal training first.

Anal sex is hot. I love it, but the whole idea can put some people off it altogether. So here is my guide to take you from beginner to complete anal queen size slut.



I know that some people worry it may hurt, or it can be messy with poo. If you do everything right I promise you'll be screaming anal orgasms and skills that'll make the average person in the streets eyes water. You just need to approach great anal sex like a project.


So let's take you from novice to anal size queen expert in 3 easy levels.

Level 1 - Start your Anal sex training.

Things start by getting you ready. Anal training or sex is best if you prepare in advance. Don’t suddenly decide you want to do it in the middle of sex all for the first time. To enjoy it you need to plan and train first.


Be body confident


A little preparation just before Anal sex or training goes a long way. Get yourself into the bathroom and have a shit. Clean yourself up nicely with a wet wipe or go through the shower. Make sure you're as fresh as a daisy and ready to go and take a little bit of fear of this being a messy process.



Ninja level anal cleansing

If you have the time and inclination or just determined to make this a mega clean experience you may want a total internal flush, consider an enema.

This is a little bit of overkill for me, but for some of you kinksters, this alone is a massive fetish. Just hook up the device to your shower or faucet for the ultimate internal super clean.

IF YOU ARE NEW TO ANAL SEX STOP HERE - Don’t just ram something in your ass. Even if you are horny you still need to know a few more things.

Lubrication, Lubrication, then more lubrication

You have to understand your basic biology. Unlike your vagina, your ass does not self lubricate regardless of how horny you get. So you are going to need to add a sex lubricant.

You avoid unnecessarily injuring yourself. Don’t forget that your ass is not designed to be fucked in the same way as your vagina. Take care and use lube internally, on the sex toys or cock t and add more lubrication during energetic anal action or if you want to make sure everything keeps fucking you seamlessly.


Anal plugs and toys - Start small and build it up.

An anal slut like me will always tell you to start small. There is plenty of time to build-up to the “mega large ass breaking tentacle style torpedo” you saw in that pornhub video. Perhaps start with a small toy as long as it has a flared base. The flared base stops you losing it up your bum and then panicking and going to A & E to get help.

A safe option is your finger. It’s hard to lose your finger up your bum. All you have to do is gently push past the tight ring of sphincter muscles that holds everything inside.

As you get used to the whole sensation of having something up your bum or how your finger feels moving in your ass you’ll soon feel ready to take a cock sized dildo or even a real cock with a very eager guy attached to it.

Now you know the basics. Get ready for larger anal toys, anal plugs, anal masturbation or good old fashioned anal sex.

Level 2 Time to reach for bigger and bigger anal toys

Get ready for some serious anal training. It’s time to get bigger and bigger toys and have amazing anal sex


Choosing bigger anal sex toys


Even now you need to move your hands away from the “mega large ass breaking tentacle style torpedo”. You may be comfortable with a small to medium diameter ass plug or toy (approx 1 ½”) or an average-sized cock, but if you still want to stretch your ass further you are going to need bigger toys. All slowly getting bigger in a series of small increases.

Even a very modest increase in the diameter of an ass sex toy can make you feel like you want to burst the first time you use it. So, make sure you check out and measure new toys you intend to use. A modest increase of ¼ inch diameter can feel enormous once it’s in your ass. Just take your time and get used to your new toy until you feel comfortable to move larger again.

Training your Ass to take that “mega large ass breaking tentacle style torpedo” which you loved watching disappear inside an ass on Pornhub is a slow process and the reward of being able to perform that particular party trick is worth waiting for.

You might not be able to insert a larger toy that you’ve been lusting after, or you may only be able to do it for a little at a time. That’s okay. Anal training requires time and patience, so be easy on yourself. You can always insert a smaller toy today or go bigger next time.

Always remember your ass was not designed for vigorous anal stretching and fucking. It can get damaged and if you rush and go too fast you can injure yourself. Just like a sports injury, hurting yourself can put your anal training back months. You’ll have to wait to heal and then build back up again.

Should you used numbing products

I guess this is a little like athletes that take banned substances to enhance their performance. It might work for some, but there are risks and side effects.

For me, a little pain or discomfort is part of the pleasure, but too much pain is a clear signal that you could be hurting yourself. Pain is your bodies telling you to slow down, get more lubrication or change the angle your fucking your ass. Pain is something I think you should listen to, not ignore or block out.

Don’t cheat your anal training and introduce added risk. Take your time. You’ll get the results that come from the time and effort you put into training your ass.

SENSIBLE HEALTH ADVICE - Rough anal play could lead to anal prolapse and incontinence. If you use a toy that’s too big, you could cause trauma to your colon. Not only is that pain more long-term, but the visit to the doctor is also going to be uncomfortable.

Level 3 - Talk to your partner about being fucked in the ass.

You do not need a partner to train your ass. You can be perfectly happy training your ass to take bigger and bigger butt plus and use any number of sex toys to masturbate while stimulating your ass at the same time.

If you have a partner, it is good to talk about this stuff. Here are the three things you need to get out in the open:

Tell them the size of the toy you like - Make sure you do not let someone else's ambitions overrule what your body is telling you

Control the pace they fuck you or use your anal toys - Remember if you cross the boundary between pain and pleasure let them know and remember you can never have too much lube in anal play.

Practice safe sex - Anal sex increase the chances that you may catch STI’s. Remember, condoms are your friend in the battle against STI’s and always make sure the lubrication you use does not affect a condoms performance.

I hope that you are now excited to train your ass or have some amazing anal sex. Like all good anal sluts you’ll inevitably reach a point where you can't go any larger, rougher or longer, and that’s okay. Anal sex done right is amazing and if you follow this little guide you will be trained anal size queen before you know it.




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