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Five facts about cum you need to know!

Forget school Sex Ed 101, we all know that these little swimmers help make babies. Cum has far more uses than just that

Each time guys blow their load on my face they throw between 80 and 300 million sperm at me. While on my face it is unlikely to get me pregnant, however, I can put it to other amazing uses. Which you can read about below.

Here are 5 facts you might not have known about sperm, but need to read today.

💖 Cum helps prevent depression in women

Now, this is not some line spun by guys that just want to fuck. There is the real science behind this statement. Sperm contains hormones that can actually help prevent depression in women. Research has shown that women who have unprotected sex or let guys cum in their mouths are less likely to have depression. This must be why I am always in a good mood. Boffins at The State of the University of New York worked out that cumming in a slut increases her oxytocin, prostaglandins and serotonin and that's the happy stuff brains makes to keep you happy.

💖 Cum makes you more fertile

Cum also plays a vital role in triggering ovulation, making women more fertile. Recent studies have shown that Scientists have discovered a guy's load to have protein in the sexual fluid which acts as a hormonal signal to the female brain. Tricking our body to release an egg. So next time a guy tells you it ok to fuck without protection (which you should not do ever) and it will be OK, just politely tell them to suit up or fuck off as it really is a trick that could get you pregnant.

💖 You can cook cum

Yes, you read that right... cook with it, not just drink it raw like a good little slut. I’ve consumed tonnes of raw cum in my time, but there are real cookbooks that suggest you can use semen in cooking. Check out “Natural Harvest”. You can cook from a collection of Semen-Based Recipes, where cum is described as “not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic',"

💖 Cum helps an egg implant in the womb

Cum is like a triple whammy for getting girls pregnant. We already know it helps release women's eggs, then fertilises them. On top of this sperm also helps the fertilised egg implant in the womb - boosting your chances of conceiving. Research has shown that additional sperm after fertilization actually assists in embryo implantation, via several chemicals and hormones

So if any of you guys and girls are wanting to get pregnant science say just fuck like rabbits more than once every day and you are sure to score pretty quick.

💖 It's good for your skin

Well, I hope it's good for my skin. I've had more than enough cum shots all over me and rubbing in overtime. Cum also contains nutrients and minerals such as zinc, vitamin C, prostaglandins, collagen, vitamins, amino acids and many other healthy things to benefit the skin. In fact, a Norwegian company Bioforskning, has synthesised cum compounds into a facial cream called Spermine. They say it’s 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the ageing process by 20 per cent.

Well, sign me up to more facials, please. I want to keep these youthful looks or I'll sell my soul to a vampire. I'm easy either way :)