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Guys, please don't do this when you cum!

Be a kind lover!


I promise it’s not hard to make a partner feel good after fucking them like a dirty little whore.



However, there are some things that guys do that will make them look like a complete c*$t straight after sex. Here is a simple guide of 9 things you should never do when you cum.


1. Cum without warning and no reaction.


There are a whole bunch of the tricks of the slut trade I use to slow you down or speed you up from cumming. So instead of keeping your impending orgasm a secret, just let me know. Give me some choice in whether I want you to cum and end all my fun.


I promise girls can edge your cock for hours and suspend you in a hypnotic state of perpetual bliss if you don’t get greedy.


2. Cumming all over my stomach and tits then rubbing it all over.


This instantly switched my mind from post sexual bliss, into thinking “oh for fucks sake I need a shower now”. So unless you’re going to either lick up every last drop off my body (oh sorry you don’t like that) or wash me from head to toe I suggest you leave your cum where it lands. It makes the clean up is so much easier.


3. Cum in my hair or eyes


Think in military terms. Hair and eyes are a no-fly zone for cum. If you fly your cum into my hair expect full hostilities to immediately commence and a full declaration of war if it goes into my eye. I promise any girl will go full nuclear on you for that.


4. Refuse to kiss me after cumming in my mouth


Gentlemen, it’s only polite. After you have; fucked my mouth, I’ve gagged a little cause I know you like that, allowed you to cum in the back of my throat and swallowed - don’t you dare dodge kissing me straight after. That’s the least you can do.


If you ever refuse to kiss me, that will be the last time your cock goes near my mouth. Even sluts can go on strike for their basic rights.


5. Keeping your cock inside too long after you have cum


If you're fucking with a condom I promise you‘ll soon start thinking. “Is his sperm going to start leaking out inside me? Shit if it does, I’ll get pregnant or worse?”


If you’re not wearing a condom your cock acts like a giant plug and instead of me having a little time to clean myself up nicely you’re going to make it all gather up then gush everywhere as you pull out and you have doubled my clean up work.


So gentlemen withdraw after a polite but short time period and cuddle, please.


6. Only clean themselves up


Excuse me! Thank you for just pulling out something and wiping yourself clean and not even thinking of me. How about being a gentleman and asking if there is anything I may need rather than just leaving me with cum leaking out and seeping down my ass crack.


I might want you to get your face down there and lick up every last drop or perhaps a small hand towel. Either way works.


7. Going to sleep right away while facing away from me


Delivering your mother load is not a precursor for sleep. I guarantee there are few things that will piss me off faster than doing that. However, if you want stabbing while you sleep or smothering with a pillow please go right ahead.

8. Taking too long to cum


I have slutty tricks where I can help drain your balls. However, if I start thinking “have you cum yet” you have been fucking for far too long. There’s a point where the multiple orgasms have run out, or you are just an atrocious fuck, and I just need you to dump your load so I can move on to something more interesting, like doing my nails.

9. Showing off the condom with cum inside afterwards


Gentleman, there is nothing impressive about waving a condom full of your cum as if it is a trophy I’ve just awarded for your sexual performance. It just makes me think the chances of you ever experiencing round two has declined to a “never again”.


FYI for guys that discreetly remove the condom after fucking me - I have been known to give an extra blow-job as a “thank you!”.





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