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How to dry hump your partner, or the furniture

Would you dry hump the fuck out of me?

Today I thought when did I stop doing this? When I was younger, I did an endless amount of over the clothes groping and rubbing up against anything fully clothed. With the fear of pregnancy or STI’s that can terrorise a teen, this was the only type of fucking I did. Or at least started with.





When I look back through it was so hot? It goes straight to the clit and g-spot. Then I cum hard and fast. What makes it especially hot, is I can't stand direct clitoral stimulation. My clit is just too sensitive. However, a layer of clothes masks that sensation enough for it to be intense and horny.


So I was thinking about the best tips I have for dry humping.

Dress like you want to dry hump


A little dress or skirt with a cute pair of knickers are best. No fancy lingerie. It can get damaged and does not give the right level of numbness to my clit.

Lube to help the action


I get wet as fuck doing this. But if I am dry humping someone in jeans, then I go drier than the Sahara in the sun at midday as jeans absorb everything. Just add a little lube and keep that action going. Lube is always sluts best friend.

Pop an ass plug in before you start.

Why just let your pussy get all the action. Butt plugs help take your dry hump up to level 100 in slut skills.

Slip a vibrator into the action.


A little bullet vibrator is perfect. Hide it in your pocket and edge it on to yourself or your partner. Remember this is dry humping. Don’t get out the nimbus 2000 equivalent of vibrators. They are too powerful and you will go from dry humping to vibrating yourself to orgasm.

Nothing stops you from dry humping your pillow, chair, plushy partner or even the couch. You can do this anywhere. It is only your imagination holding you back.

FYI - I have felt inspired while writing this little blog. While writing this blog I have been dry humping the arm to my couch. So I have to go now. I have a massive orgasm cumming and typing will spoil it.





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