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Santa rammed a whole 9" into my present sack. Shoes, you dirty f*ck.

Now everyone stops with that pervy dirty stuff. You all know I meant shoes 👠.


Why on earth does a girl need enormous 9" platform stripper shoes like these? I hear you ask.





Well here’s my list of why you should always stuff a girls sack with at least six inches (shoes) at Christmas (and why girls should wear massive stripper shoes 👠)


💖 It makes you a lot taller. So once you put on these massive platform heels, you are so much taller ... I go to way over 6’. The whole room will notice you as you walk in. Just don’t hit your head on the door frame as you enter LOL.


💖 They make your legs look awesome. Your legs become long, elegant and go on forever. Better still every muscle is optimised and makes your legs look amazing.


💖 You get loads of attention and everyone has a way of starting a conversation with you. “I love your shoes - how on earth do you walk in them?” If you wear massive heals everyone wants to talk to you and give you a compliment I promise ;)


💖 They are far more comfortable than classic stiletto heels. If you're not into platform stripper style heels yet, you need too. It will change your life.


💖 If all else fails at least you have a reliable way of measuring a guy's dick at the end of the night. If he’s been boasting and you do not think his tape measure is correctly calibrated at least you can put his cock next to the heel to check.




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