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I like to fuck an average 6" dick, not wrestle with a Tyrannosaurus

I'm constantly bombarded by boastful comments about how some Domly Dom or another can split me down the middle with their 11” fuck stick, or how they will need to warm me up with a wine bottle (large end) first as their cock is so wide.


Gentlemen, I know that cock size is critical to you, and I know too many of you get all hung up on its length or girth.


However, I wanted you to know that not everyone guy has uber dicks the size of a tree branch and girls like me love to fuck average 5”-6” size cocks.



Are you a Fuck-fest?


I want to assure you that your dick is plenty big enough to give me the fuck of my life. Just make sure you put in the work. Make me feel sexy (call me a slut, not bring with flowers), get stuff to tie me up and hit me with, and be prepared to put your maximum effort to be a tremendous all-round fuck-fest.

Definition - ‘All round fuck-fest’ - a guy that can make me cum, satisfy me with his toys, fingers, mouth and / or cock.


So why do I like average size cocks?


Despite the PornHub fantasies that make you believe girls love giant cocks, most want an average size dick. Every time my girlfriends and I talk about cock, the outcome is the same. Every time we peel a guy's underwear off to find a cock the size of a 2L bottle of Coke, our jaws do drop, and our eyes do pop out. However, it is not a porn style jaw drop, eye pop moment. It’s more like “you can get the fuck away from me with that” or “I’d better get some anvil because this is going to hurt like a mother fucker”.


Look, it's not fun having a gargantuan cock smashing into you like a pneumatic drill and rearranging your intestines. The only alternative is the guy only manages to get half of his cock in, and it feels like he is so far away that he is fucking me from the room next door.


Oh, and I promise. Anyone with a 12” python big enough to eat a cat will never be allowed to ass fuck me. That is a privilege only given to normal size cock. There is no amount of lube that can make that comfortable.


I promise fucking a dick the size of a drainpipe is not a fantasy for most girls. So when I peel off your shorts, please have a normal cock. Guys with standard size dicks are allowed to power drive me into next week.


Dick size facts


Now before @cockmoster2635 inboxes me to tell me that:


💖 He is the one true massive cock owner that can change my mind about enormous dick. I want to remind him that he is in fact ‘a massive dick.’

💖 Massive dicks are average, and all I have to do is check out PornHub to see plenty of evidence that supports his claims.


I want to share some facts about dick size from our NHS's. Global health authority in the UK.


💖 The average floppy dick is 3”

💖 The average hard as fuck cock is between 5”-6”

💖 Your cock does not stop growing till guys are 21

💖 45% of men would like a bigger cock

💖 85% of women were thrilled fucking an average cock


Final cock size thoughts


I have been to many sex parties, and I have fucked a lot of guys, and I have seen many men naked. The sad truth is many guys feel it is necessary to exaggerate the size of their cocks. They hope to become more attractive to women, in the same way, that boys racers jazz up Vauxhall Corsa’s with big exhausts and UV lights hoping it will get them more skirt.


I want an average size cock, attached to a regular guy, who is a complete ‘fuck-fest’. Are you him?




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