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Why are men addicted to breasts?

Gentlemen just admit it! You are love boobs.


I mean just take a look around this internet. You see an unlimited supply of tits for free and you just keep checking them out and pressing LOVE each time you see a pair.


I even get a surprising amount of titty attention, even though my boobs are pretty small.



Even outside of porn you still can’t help yourself. Guys talk to my tits rather than look me in the eye, or inadvertently let their eyes steal a peek while they think I am not looking. (I know you have done it so don’t tell me you haven’t). Even girls do it. At least we are honest about it. Get a group of us in a bathroom on a night out and before we know it we are talking tits and even having a feel just to compare.


However, have you ever stopped to understand why you love boobs and why do you prefer big or little tits?


Let me explain the top 5 things that affect your addicted to boobs


Most Guys Like Average Boob Sizes


Thank fuck for this, as I have small tits. However, despite the distorted images you see on Pornhub both men and women prefer average size tits. Repeated studies conclude that a C cup is a perfect size. One interesting result from the boffins that do research is that men who have a large number of sexual partners tend to not care about how big their partner’s tits are. I guess being picky over only fucking girls with big tits means you reduce your chances of getting laid.


Wannabe dad’s want big tits.


Curiously there is a link between guys preference for larger tits to wanting to start a family. This must be some primeval instinct preparing men for the mother of your children to get bigger tits while she’s feeding them. Conversely, guys with no desire for having a family prefer smaller boobs.


Thank fuck I have tiny tits. That means I will only attract guys that do not want to be dads. I never want kids, so everyone is happy.


Having money means you prefer smaller boobs.


Wealth guys like smaller boobs and those that earn less like larger tits. Bright sparks have hypothesised on why. Yet in-depth research is still being carried out. However, the current thinking is that being wealth allows our subliminal brain to relax about how much body fat our partners carry. Also being wealthy means your brain is confident about future access to food. As a result, wealthy men do not have to worry about being with slimmer, petite partners, who have proportionally smaller boobs.


Hungry, sexist men want to see bigger tits...


Apparently, if you are hungry you prefer bigger tits, to when you have just eaten a face full or burger and chips. Your preferences to see bigger tits is also dependent on your opinion of women. Based on research men that already have sexist views tend to prefer women with bigger tits than the men that do not support those views.


Staring at tits all day might help you live longer


Yes, you read that right.


Which means that everyone here will live longer than our vanilla counterparts. It is believed that looking at a lot of boobs induces a positive mental attitude, which reduces your blood pressure. (That all the blood flooding to your dicks gentlemen as you perve on us women on here). Other scientists believe that just 10 minutes of looking at boobs every day means men can improve their cardiovascular system, reducing heart disease.


My final thoughts about boobs...


I only have tiny tits, but I love them. At least now I know the type of guys that loves my tits too.


The people that love my tits are rich, well-fed, don’t want a family and have a longer life expectancy than average. Maybe that explains why so many older guys love my content...who knows!






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